I asked my friend if she wanted to hang out and she turned me down claiming she needed to clean her room. However within thr hour, I see a snapchat of her with a different friend. Now either she finished cleaning and decided she wanted to hang out with someone else, or she lied to me. And neither of them seem like a good option.
Finishing homework at 4am
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
I become extremely funny when trying to mask my emotional pain
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated