I asked my friend if she wanted to hang out and she turned me down claiming she needed to clean her room. However within thr hour, I see a snapchat of her with a different friend. Now either she finished cleaning and decided she wanted to hang out with someone else, or she lied to me. And neither of them seem like a good option.

arya-stormborn:

maddieatsbrains:

holy frick

from now on, whenever anybody doubts marvel casting ill just show them this

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thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

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I become extremely funny when trying to mask my emotional pain

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated